My kisses are sort of limited to...well, female human things. -Claudio
Question #90850 posted on 01/28/2018 11:44 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

-S T E A M E D H A M S


Dear Chalmers,

There. I took a regular board and made it into a diving board.

-Frère Rubik questions whether or not you've actually seen "22 Short Films About Springfield"

He sure hasn't.