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Question #90955 posted on 02/14/2018 11:30 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Once upon a time, there were fish tanks in the bottom of the Widtsoe Building filled with a variety of aquatic life. If you were willing to brave the creepy basement, anyone could go look at whatever they had down there. Obviously the Widtsoe is no longer around, but are the animals still around on campus somewhere accessible to the public?

-Free Zoo!


Dear Freezoo,

People have previously inquired about the status of the Widtsoe fish, and for all intents and purposes it looks like they've gone to that great big aquarium in the sky. 

Might I suggest a live animal show at the Bean Museum?

-Frère Rubik is feeling nice and doesn't just want to go with the old "check the archives" shtick, but it is a good idea.