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Question #90978 posted on 02/23/2018 10:24 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

When will the Trader Joe's in Orem be opening?? All the articles that came out last year said it would be open in "early 2018", but I can't find any updated information. I can't wait for it to be here!! I'm sick of driving up to Cottonwood Heights for all the TJ's goods.

-Orangina and Orange Chicken


Dear Orange,

Last month it was reported that "'[Trader Joe's] is moving along and it’s there and happening.' However, the corporation can’t announce any specific dates at this time." (source) So unfortunately it looks like you'll be stuck driving up to Cottonwood Heights for the next few months.

-guppy of doom