Nobody stranded on a desert island plucks their eyebrows. –Rating Pending
Question #90984 posted on 02/26/2018 8:30 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Where were you on 5/28/16?

-Never Forget

A:

Dear Elephant,

According to my journal, I started the day by attending a cultural festival with my family in Rubikland, then drove back up to Provo to make pizzas and watch the old Scooby Doo/Batman crossover specials and play frisbee.

Which is to say, I HAVE AN ALIBI, SO DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO PIN THAT ON ME.

-Frère Rubik