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Question #91023 posted on 03/08/2018 6:48 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why won't J.J. Abrams make Reylo canon? Does he really hate the fans that much?

-Supreme Leader Matchmaker

A:

Dear Snope,

Thank you for asking the hard questions. I'm definitely with Sheebs on this one, is that what the rest of the Star Wars fans really want? Kylo Ren is incredibly emotionally unstable, immature, impulsive, and power-hungry. He's not exactly someone I'm excited about pairing up with one of my favorite Star Wars protagonists. Plus, no one is making it canon because then people wouldn't be asking speculative questions like this.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave

A:

Dear person,

Because Kylo Ren is a disgusting, immature, emotionally unstable (read: he killed children) guy who shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone. This is like asking why Lily didn't end up with Snape: He's childish and into the dark arts. Plus he looks like a bat. Seriously, Darth Snape is such a creepo.

I was poking around the internet and apparently some people like the idea of Rey bringing Kylo back from the dark side, which is the exact thing I don't like. I'm not a fan of stories where one romantic partner brings another back from the metaphorical (or literal) dark side. It's not romantic to me at all. 

-Sheebs

A:

Dear you,

I ship it.

-Kirito