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Question #91180 posted on 04/21/2018 1:30 p.m.
Q:

Dear guppy of doom,

Board Question #91111 Does this mean I won't be able to play at the playground after I graduate?!

-Your little sister

A:

Dear readers,

My little sister has discovered the Board. Flee for your lives while you still can!

-guppy of doom

A:

Dearest betta,

The moment you stop playing on a playground is the moment the adults win. Do not, I repeat, do not let this happen. They may try to trick you. They may say, "Playing on playgrounds is for children," "that sign says no one over age 10 should be on the slide," "you're nearly 23 and applying to grad school soon, for heaven's sake get some decency and stop hanging off those monkey bars!" Ignore them all. Think what miserable lives they lead! What do they do for fun, read?! Oh wait, reading is fun. Hmm... talk about politics?! No, no, politics are fun too. Pay bills?! Paying bills is the worst. You may have to do this as camouflage while you infiltrate the adults' secret conversations, but never once let it change who you truly are. Because you are simply incredible. Easily the best sister a guppy could ever ask for. 

So don't stop! Keep playing on playgrounds! Keep running around barefoot! Keep jumping off of waterfalls! Keep doing it all, because I can promise that all adults secretly wish they could too. They just don't have the courage you do.

-guppy of doom