Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. -Tobias Smollett
Question #91197 posted on 05/11/2018 2:39 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Hooray! School is out! Which means this question will be answered in no more than 100 hours, right?


-Judging stare


Dear you,

Oh. Totally. 

-guppy of doom


Dear friend,

School is not "out". It will never end. I cannot escape. Also I am lazy all the time regardless of my circumstances.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave


Dear You clearly know us so well,


Like our lives ever stop being busy.



Dear you,

I am not in school, but the five overdue questions I have are at a combined total of over 21,000 hours. Does that answer your question?
No, I am not proud of this. Rather, I disgust myself. On the plus side, I learned how to ride a motorcycle today so that is irrelevant, but encouraging.


--Ardilla Feroz


Dear Ardilla,

You rejected and then attempted to slay the messenger pigeon we sent your wayagainso we've opted for an un-killable e-bird instead:

We need to talk.

-The Editors