Dear 100 Hour Board,
Hooray! School is out! Which means this question will be answered in no more than 100 hours, right?
-guppy of doom
School is not "out". It will never end. I cannot escape. Also I am lazy all the time regardless of my circumstances.
Keep it real,
Dear You clearly know us so well,
Like our lives ever stop being busy.
I am not in school, but the five overdue questions I have are at a combined total of over 21,000 hours. Does that answer your question?
No, I am not proud of this. Rather, I disgust myself. On the plus side, I learned how to ride a motorcycle today so that is irrelevant, but encouraging.
You rejected and then attempted to slay the messenger pigeon we sent your way—again—so we've opted for an un-killable e-bird instead:
We need to talk.