Dear 100 Hour Board,
What did the Dark Lord mean by this?
It's parseltongue and translates approximately to "I'm sexy and I know it".
Dear I don't get the reference in your name,
That's not actually me so I can't really weigh in.
-Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) (and Waldorf)
I stole his shiny Horcrux. He's speechless.