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Question #91258 posted on 05/19/2018 10:03 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What did the Dark Lord mean by this?

-VolDEHmort

A:

Dear Muggle,

It's parseltongue and translates approximately to "I'm sexy and I know it". 

-Lord Voldemort

A:

Dear I don't get the reference in your name,

That's not actually me so I can't really weigh in.

-Sauron (Dark Lord of Mordor) (and Waldorf)

A:

VolDEHmort,

I stole his shiny Horcrux. He's speechless.

–Niffler