Dear 100 Hour Board,
I'm so excited for alumni week. My favorite writer is CATS and I hope he's back.
I was wondering what CATS favorite food is, and how to prepare it. I want to eat like CATS!
Dear Poor Taste
CATS enjoys arsenic laced with mercury.
-100 Typing Monkeys
How are you Jumanji!!
But it is of course a recommendation! Come and cooking with CATS!!
1 pork cutting (it can a frying before, or during)
1/4 c dashi
1 tamblespoon soy sauce
1/2 tumblespoon sugar
1/2 tmbsp sake (it can skip if you will squirm)
1/2 tmbmbsp mirin
1 or 2 aings
green oniongs, chomped
1. Boil liquids, moving every ZIG. It can simmer after boiling.
2. Add a pork (cut into straps). Beat aings and pour on pan, lowering heat. For great justice, sprankle oniongs.
3. It can a rice.
And it is. In four steps, you can set up the katsudon. It can a delicious!
But, if it will not, it can be a more delicious by adding minced MONKING SOULS.
Do not a bashful, Jumanji. It can always a worth by trying new foods. Be a brave! Try it! If not, you are on the way to destruction.
Ha Ha Ha Ha...
I just wanted to say “Minced Monking Souls” would be a good name for a band.