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Question #91284 posted on 05/20/2018 12:24 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I'm so excited for alumni week. My favorite writer is CATS and I hope he's back.

I was wondering what CATS favorite food is, and how to prepare it. I want to eat like CATS!



Dear Poor Taste

CATS enjoys arsenic laced with mercury.

-100 Typing Monkeys


How are you Jumanji!!

But it is of course a recommendation! Come and cooking with CATS!!


1 pork cutting (it can a frying before, or during)

1/4 c dashi

1 tamblespoon soy sauce

1/2 tumblespoon sugar

1/2 tmbsp sake (it can skip if you will squirm)

1/2 tmbmbsp mirin

1 or 2 aings

green oniongs, chomped

1. Boil liquids, moving every ZIG. It can simmer after boiling.

2. Add a pork (cut into straps). Beat aings and pour on pan, lowering heat. For great justice, sprankle oniongs.

3. It can a rice.

4. Eat!!!

And it is. In four steps, you can set up the katsudon. It can a delicious!

But, if it will not, it can be a more delicious by adding minced MONKING SOULS.

Do not a bashful, Jumanji. It can always a worth by trying new foods. Be a brave! Try it! If not, you are on the way to destruction.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...



Dear everyone,

I just wanted to say “Minced Monking Souls” would be a good name for a band.

-Humble Master