Most of the shadows in this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Question #91306 posted on 05/22/2018 1:30 p.m.

Dear Terrible Scientist,

So what's the real connection between vaccines and autism?

-I Luv Terrible Science


Dear Ian,

I decided not to vaccinate myself and as you can see, I'm totally fine.

-The Ghost of Adelaide


Dear Luver,

It's well-known that vaccines do not cause autism; however, a research paper published in 2016 concluded that autism causes vaccines.

-Terrible Scientist


Dear person,

The problem with giving even a joking answer to this question is that someone, somewhere will miss the satire and proceed to not vaccinate their child because of it.