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Question #91306 posted on 05/22/2018 1:30 p.m.
Q:

Dear Terrible Scientist,

So what's the real connection between vaccines and autism?

-I Luv Terrible Science

A:

Dear Ian,

I decided not to vaccinate myself and as you can see, I'm totally fine.

-The Ghost of Adelaide

A:

Dear Luver,

It's well-known that vaccines do not cause autism; however, a research paper published in 2016 concluded that autism causes vaccines.

-Terrible Scientist

A:

Dear person,

The problem with giving even a joking answer to this question is that someone, somewhere will miss the satire and proceed to not vaccinate their child because of it.

-Sheebs