"I'm not a chicken. I'm just really hesitant." -Frasier Crane
Question #9134 posted on 10/22/2004 4:09 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What's the best way to flatten your stomach? Not loose weight...just make it flat.

- crunches ain't cutting it

A: Dear crunches,

Flex your abs. Seriously. Keep them tightened and flexed for periods at a time, especially whenever you are walking or otherwise exercising. Flattens the stomach right down. Results will vary per individual, of course.

A: Dear Crunchin',

I dunno. It kind of comes naturally to me.

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear crunches,

I back up what Eowyn said. I had a missionary companion who had quite a gut until he was told that he could flatten his stomach by keeping it tight all the time. I'm not sure of all the causes involved, but after a few months his tummy was looking a lot better.

- No, I'm not Gay