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Question #91437 posted on 06/28/2018 1:54 p.m.
Q:

Dear Ardilla Feroz,

If you are still alive, I have a burning question. Have you ever eaten a gluestick? How did it taste?

-deceptively random question

A:

Dear ghostbuster,

Still alive!

A burning question? Like that time in Board Question #81181 when I had to set lip gloss aflame for science?

Glue sticks? Gurl, I think you're gettin' just a bit minty fresh with me. You just need, like, some random answers, or have I inadvertently crossed the streams... again?

Don't be a stranger, say hello. I wanna know how you know what you know. Badgers. Trefoils. Mahogany.

See? I can do it too. Random stuff. 

Suerte, 

--Ardilla Feroz, recently escaped from the logging town of Tanry, Republic of the Congo