Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -James Thurber
Question #91523 posted on 07/24/2018 8:36 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Have you heard about this? Any comment?

-not a worm

A:

Dear tunnel worm,

Ah hah! I saw through your cowardly disguise! You worm, trying to trick us Writers down into the tunnels! I tell you, just because you ask us questions about our most hated enemy and the previously undiscovered opening to their lair does not mean you'll trick us into exploring a place previously unknown gaining newfound knowledge dying! Yes dying because that is what will happen if we set off on an amazing new adventure discover new lands NO ONE KNOOOOWS HOW DEEP IT GOOOOOOES 

NO!! NO!! WE WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR CLEVERLY CONSTRUCTED RUSE! WE WILL NOT I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE NO I DON'T I DON'T WANT A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORLD A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW STOP IT SPOTIFY!!! STOP DOWN WHERE THEY SLIIIIIDE DOWN WHERE THEY CRAAAAWL DOWN WHERE THEY EAT FRESHMEN IN THE HAAAAAAAALL ...

Have they...have the tunnel worms learned to...control Spotify?!

No. No, wait. This is a playlist. It appears the tunnel worms...found the Tribune reporter. They're using his or her phone to create their own Spotify playlist...oh no...they put this on a Disney playlist. 

There's a reason tunnel worms are the worst creatures on the face of this earth.

This must be stopped. We must send someone to fight them!! Someone strong, someone valiant, someone who can tell the public vital news and can answer questions in 100 hours...

Let me find the number for the Provo Tribune.

-guppy of doom