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Question #91867 posted on 12/01/2018 11:30 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why do turkeys get so sleepy after Thanksgiving? Is it just because of how much they eat or is there some chemical in manflesh that makes them tired?

-El-ahrairah

A:

Dear El-A,

Sorry, bud, but I've got some bad news for you. They're not sleepy.

~Anne, Certainly