Dear 100 Hour Board,
I realized the other day that there is quite a bit of room between the top of the fourth floor in Heritage Halls and the roof. Does anyone know what is on the fifth floor? The RA's said they weren't supposed to say.
-Not Even A Heritage Resident
That extra space isn't as suspicious as you think. It's even more suspicious! It may seem like only one floor from the outside, but it's actually bigger on the inside*.
Here is a true* list of 5 things on the "5th floor". What's inside will shock you!
- The Board Lair*
- The Twilight Zone*
- And last but not least, the Lost Roanoke Colony*
No really*. It's pretty crazy but it's true*. Totally true*.
Totally Real Facts
(P.S. Ignore the asterisks)