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Question #91943 posted on 01/21/2019 10:28 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Should dogs be able to vote?

- The Boy-Mayor of Second Life


Dear you,

Alright, you're joking, but did you know that animals have legitimately been tried for crimes like murder? In one such case, the defendant donkey was acquitted only after some people testified to its good character.

You're welcome for adding this factoid of human weirdness to your repertoire.



Dear Ben Wyatt,


-guppy of doom


Dear Rival of Duran Duran,

YES! Especially if they have human hands.....

-Quixotic Kid


Dear Mayor,

Not to be a killjoy, but I'm about to be a killjoy. Letting dogs vote is literally the dumbest idea ever.