Dear 100 Hour Board,
Should dogs be able to vote?
- The Boy-Mayor of Second Life
Alright, you're joking, but did you know that animals have legitimately been tried for crimes like murder? In one such case, the defendant donkey was acquitted only after some people testified to its good character.
You're welcome for adding this factoid of human weirdness to your repertoire.
Dear Ben Wyatt,
-guppy of doom
Dear Rival of Duran Duran,
YES! Especially if they have human hands.....
Not to be a killjoy, but I'm about to be a killjoy. Letting dogs vote is literally the dumbest idea ever.