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Question #92026 posted on 02/12/2019 2:22 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I need your help. My sanity is at stake. There is a song stuck in my head, but I don't know what it is called!! Here's what I know: It's a female singer singing about a woman named Alice who is in love with the postman. A possible line, ''hey alice, do you wanna go out tonight?"

I have searched for hours to find the song and I just can't. Please help. I need this song out of my head. Thank you.



Dear repeater,

When you posted this question the first time, I tried looking it up and could find nothing. Tipperary couldn't find anything as well. Judging by the lack of corrections on the post, it seems none of our readers know it either. I suggest you write your own version of the song, publish it, and see which band sues you for copyright issues.

-guppy of doom


Dear Rewind,

Unless we happen to know the exact song you're referencing off the top of our head, it's actually significantly more difficult for us to find it by googling. Reason being, we don't know what this song is supposed to be like (you do). You'd probably be luckier if you tried a song recognition app like Shazam or some other such thing.

Finally, while we appreciate your readership and willingness to ask questions, here at the Board we heavily try and discourage people immediately repeating questions (unless the writer specifically indicates to repeat the question at a later time for whatever reason).