Dear the Board, the whole Board, and nothing but the Board:
What are your favorite bumper sticker sayings, and why?
Once I saw a bumper sticker that said "If you don't like the way that I drive, then stay off the sidewalk." It is the best and most ridiculous bumper sticker for reasons that should be obvious.
Dear IP Address (?),
My favorite one says, "There is a diversity of opinions among the people who drive this car." As someone who grew up in a very conservative family and had become relatively moderate to liberal by the time I moved out, I would have been glad to have that bumper sticker alongside my dad's NRA ones. Yeesh.