"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers
Question #92279 posted on 06/06/2019 3 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni,

ROLL CALL!! Who's all participating in Alumni week?

-Spectre

A:

Dear River,

I am! It's been so long, you guys! (I haven't read the Board in over a year because it's made me anxious and I haven't worked through that quite yet)

-Tally M.

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Dear Spectre,

Mw/aM present!

-The Man with a Mustache

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Dear Spectre,

Definitely would not miss the best week of the Internet. 

-Ms.O'Malley

A:

Dear Susan,

I’m here for a day or two, but I’ll be under the knife mid-week and who knows how responsive I will be after that. 

-Azriel

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Dear Spectre,

Present!

-Owlet

A:

Dear Spectre,

Present!

- The Black Sheep

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Dear you,

Hi.

-Zed

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Dear Spectre ~

Me!

But mostly just for the first few days, and then whenever I find a few spare minutes, because Alumni Week was poorly timed to hit during my week in Moab. SIGH.

~Dragon Lady

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Dear Spectre,

I'm here! I probably won't be chiming in since I am taking the national licensing exam for psychologists (the EPPP) at the end of the week and am currently cramming every last bit of information I can jam into my noggin. I'm around, though!

-Divya

A:

Dear Spectre,

OH YEAH

-Kirito

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Dear Spectre,

Here-ish! Just moved to a new place and I'm finishing up a school term so I'll be in and out this week. 

-Watts

A:

Dear Phantom,

Ĉi tie!

-El-ahrairah

A:

Dear Spectre

Here! 

-Humble Master

A:

Hello Kitty,

Sure, I guess. (Full disclosure: I leave for a conference the second day of Alumni Week and will be gone the whole week so I probably won't be doing much.)

-M.O.D.A.Q.

A:

Dear Spectre,

Heck yes I am.

-yayfulness

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Dear Spectre,

I mean, I haven’t retired yet, and probably won’t since I’m headed back to BYU in the fall for a Master’s degree, so...probably?

-Frère Rubik has had a lot going on, guys

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Dear Spectre,

Present.

-The Entomophagist

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Dear Spectre,

I have to go to Girls Camp tomorrow, where I will spend a week with 0% wifi and 100% humidity, so I'm here for five seconds (hi everyone!) and then I'll be gone until maybe a blip on Friday (goodbye everyone!). Alas.

-Genuine Article

A:

Dear Kvothe,

Yo.

Sincerely, 
The Soulful Ginger

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Dear Spectre,

Hello Board!

--Maven

A:

Dear Spectre,

[Insert entertaining and witty greeting here].

Best,

-the Goose Girl

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Dear Spectre,

Hello! I was originally going to be on a cruise* with my husband's** family this week, but work schedules interfered so I am here for a good time. 

Take care, 

-Auto Surf

*sad but a little grateful, because turns out I'm kind of afraid of being on a large, heavy ship in the middle of the ocean
**new addition since last Alumni Week

A:

Dear Spectre,

Hi! I can never turn down a good excuse to procrastinate my actual work.

- Eirene

A:

Dear SpEcTrE,

Is anybody still reading this far down the list? There sure are a lot of alumni. Seem to be more every year! Funny how that works,

-Mico

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Dear Spectre,

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-Van Goff

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Dear,

Yeah, why not.

-Cognoscente

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Dear Specs,

I'm here, at least insofar as the IMPENDING DOOM OF A RAPIDLY ENDING QUARTER will let me.

Here's to graduating, someday.

Yours, &c.

Heidi willsomeonepleaseletmestopreadingBooks

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Dear Mass Spectrometer:

Considering that appearing on Humble Master's podcast was legit one of the highlights of my past year, not abandoning my writing tribe yet.

---Portia, abandoned almost everything else in her life

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Dear Spectre, 

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

You go up to them and say "Hey, could everyone please get out of the pool?"

--Toasteroven

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Spectre,

Probably a little bit. But I am also on vacation, so most likely not much.

-Olympus

A:

Dear Spectre,

I'm here! Just started a full-time job though while being profoundly depressed so we'll see whether I manage to answer many questions.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave

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My dear Watson,

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-S. Holmes

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Dear Spectre,

Obviously.

-->comma, Captain

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Dear not gonna scroll back up, 

I'm just here so I won't get fined. 

- Commander Keen