Dear 100 Hour Board,
Given that blondes have higher IQs, shouldn't we as a species work to preserve blondeness to ensure the best future for our planet?
Why don't we just dye everyone's hair blonde and then we can all have higher IQs?
I full-heartedly support Tipperary's plan, and as per my duty as an upstanding citizen, I am going to go dye my hair blonde this instant. I encourage all readers to do the same.
Actually, I'm the smartest being in the universe and I have brown hair.