"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers
Question #92362 posted on 06/14/2019 4:18 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Given that blondes have higher IQs, shouldn't we as a species work to preserve blondeness to ensure the best future for our planet?

-Legally

A:

Dear Legally,

Why don't we just dye everyone's hair blonde and then we can all have higher IQs? 

Blonde-ly yours,

Tipperary

A:

Dear world,

I full-heartedly support Tipperary's plan, and as per my duty as an upstanding citizen, I am going to go dye my hair blonde this instant. I encourage all readers to do the same.

~Anathema

A:

Dear Reese,

Actually, I'm the smartest being in the universe and I have brown hair. 

Bing! 

Janet