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Question #92378 posted on 06/18/2019 2:06 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,


The McPolice are at your door.

What fast-food related crime have you commited?

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Dear Hmmm,

I went to Taco Bell before midnight and sober.




Dear !:-)&!:-(,

It began with a simple order of a bacon cheeseburger, fries (with dipping sauces), and strawberry milkshake. Now, it's pretty common for people to take a couple of things off their burger and place it off to the side in the designated future garbage zone. This unwanted item is often a tomato slice or piece of lettuce. I took off the meat patty, cheese, and bacon, and proceeded to consume just the bun with condiments and sad 'vegetables' that are added for probably just aesthetic appeal. To wrap up this heinous culinary crime, I dipped my french fries in my milkshake. After mixing in the dipping sauces into said shake.


*Please note this account is entirely fictitious, and is instead a hypothetical for something so terrible police would have to come to stop it