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Question #92395 posted on 06/26/2019 6:06 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Star Wars vs Star Trek?

-Spot

A:

Dear Spot,

I LOVE YOU SPOT. Everyone there is a poem in Star Trek about a cat named Spot shared by one of the characters in a space poetry reading and it goes like this and it is the best:

Ode to Spot
Retrieved from here.

Felis Cattus is your taxonomic nomenclature, 
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? 
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses 
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, 
a singular development of cat communications 
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection 
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; 
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. 
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, 
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display 
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. 
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, 
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

-Sheebs