Dear 100 Hour Board,
I know that there is a nonalcoholic comedy bar here in Provo, but are there any nonalcoholic bars that aren't comedy clubs in Provo or the nearby places (extending to as far as SLC)?
(The Sober) Pirate
Dear Prohibitionist Pirate,
I looked, but it seems like your only hope is Sherpa Dave's apartment. Or you can make your own.
Although... aren't Sodalicious, Swig, and Fiiz all just virgin bars? Just saying.