"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio
Question #92412 posted on 07/02/2019 1:18 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What's your favorite flavor of Oreo?

-Mint Reigns Supreme


Dear Reign of Terror,

I feel like Double Stuff Oreos with Mint coming in close second. However, I feel like the proliferation of Oreo flavors is a steep and dangerous road. Nabisco is playing with dangerous unnatural forces they don't understand.

Who asked for Watermelon Oreos or Candy Corn Oreos? No one! It's unnatural! Has anyone at Nabisco seen Jurassic Park? You start off experimenting with Birthday Cake Oreos, and the next thing you now the world is in chaos as genetically-modified velociraptors tear screaming citizens limb from limb! 

Nabisco was too busy worrying whether or not they could do it to ask whether or not they should do it. The experimentation must stop before it's too late! Laugh all you want. You won't be laughing in the pending Oreo-pocalypse.




Dear Mint Chocolate,

My favorites, ranked:

  1. Cinnamon Buns (duhhhh) (Carrot Cake also, it tastes very similar to me.)
  2. Lemon 
  3. Mint
  4. Golden Birthday Cake (I know I will get hate for this, but I love the artificial cake flavor) 
  5. Classic, Double Stuff




Dear Mint,

The best flavor is classic double stuf (because Nabisco is pretentious they only spell "stuff" with one f, apparently), closely followed by golden Oreos, closely followed by mint Oreos. The rest of the flavors are weird, and also, who asked for Oreo Thins? If I'm eating Oreos, I clearly don't care about thin-ness.