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Question #92430 posted on 07/17/2019 10:43 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

With things heating up in politics all over the world, how do you keep the fear of impending nuclear war from taking over your life?

-Cold War 2: Electric Boogaloo

A:

Dear War,

The fear of impending midterm exams does an excellent job of distracting me from the more distant threat of Nuclear War.

Peace,

Tipperary

A:

Dear Boogaloo, 

I can only think about so many things at the same time, and most of the time I'm thinking about food. Nukes are less important than food. 

Cheers, 

Guesthouse

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A:

Dear CW2,

The fact that impending nuclear war might make me more valued as a political science researcher.

-guppy of doom