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Question #92452 posted on 07/23/2019 9:41 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

This article caught my attention. What are your thoughts? Do you think members of the Church will be allowed to drink this non-coffee-morning-beverage? Or would it be too close to the "appearance of evil" for comfort? It reminds me of Postum or Pero, so I don't see why it would be against the WOW, but I'm interested to hear your opinions.



Dear Better Care Provider, 

Hot take, coffee isn't evil. It's just one of the things we're asked not to partake in... that doesn't make it inherently evil. It's part of a policy that could easily change in the future, and drinking coffee doesn't really make you a bad person. 

So no, I obviously don't think that this new non-coffee beverage is evil. 




Dear Baymax,

I'm with you. It sounds like Postum or Pero, which are okay to drink, so I don't think it'll be against the WoW (though I'm sure we'll all have someone in our testimony meetings get up and tearfully share how Diet Coke and this fake coffee have caffeine and are thus against the WoW).

-guppy of doom