"Dear Editor. I'm offended. Not always, but often." - Letter in the Daily Universe
Question #92475 posted on 07/23/2019 9:54 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

My Question Here.
How many traffic cones are there in the city of Provo?
-My Name Here
Provo Driver


Dear Driver,

"As as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore;" (source)

Or at least it feels that way.