You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright
Question #925 posted on 10/18/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
During the football games, the entire section of the Cougar Club gets up and goes away at halftime. They come back well into the third quarter. Where does the Cougar Club go during this time? I'm assuming they go to eat somewhere, but to keep them through halftime? Why do they all go and come back together?
- Watcher from the West Stands

A: Dear Watcher,
They all go hide their heads in shame, and drown their sorrows in the glorioius chocolate fountain. The question isn't "Why do they all come back together?," but WHY DO THEY COME BACK AT ALL???