Exactly how many cousins do you have?
I have 56 first cousins—25 on my dad's side and 31 on my mom's side. Eleven of the 56 are here at BYU, which makes for a fun time. Plus then there's all the cousins, cousins-in-law, and cousins-once-removed who aren't at BYU but live nearby. This is why I have no friends.
Does 76 (and still going) count as impressive enough to mention?