Everyone can be discontented if he ignores his blessings and looks only at his burdens. ~Thomas S. Monson
Question #92634 posted on 09/23/2019 11:24 p.m.
Q:

Dear Cerulean,

Exactly how many cousins do you have?

-Sheebs

A:

Dear Sheebs,

I have 56 first cousins—25 on my dad's side and 31 on my mom's side. Eleven of the 56 are here at BYU, which makes for a fun time. Plus then there's all the cousins, cousins-in-law, and cousins-once-removed who aren't at BYU but live nearby. This is why I have no friends.

Sincerely,

Cerulean

A:

Dear Sheepie,

Does 76 (and still going) count as impressive enough to mention? 

Cheers, 

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