"I like fiery passion, actually." - Olympus
Question #92715 posted on 10/28/2019 9:47 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Come up with any good metaphors or similes recently?

-My messy desk is a metaphor for my messy life

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M,

Life, a swarm of pooping birds
And we are the canvas
Here comes the rain
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    --AF

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Dear messy,

One of my professors lectures like an audiobook on shuffle.

Best,

Fozzie 

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Dear same,

None myself, but I recently went back to my hometown and met up with a high school friend. According to her, I looked "like Harry Potter had a bad day." I thought that was pretty good.

Best,

Josefina

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Dear you,

This is by no means recent, but a while back, Alta and I were comparing journal entries from around the same time period (from when I was in elementary school and Alta was in middle school). Alta referred to me as annoying among other banal terms. I wrote that Alta was like a lion with rabies.

Was that metaphor accurate? No, but I think it's funny looking back on it.

~Anathema