The only preparation for tomorrow is the right use of today. -Anonymous

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Are there any products that Shaq couldn't be a spokesperson for?

-Shaq's publicist


Dear you,

I so desperately want to say "yes". However, I think if you're willing to be creative, Shaq can be a pretty good spokesperson of almost any product. I thought, "Certainly Shaq wouldn't be good at being a spokesperson for mittens!", but I was wrong, I think it would be hilarious to see him donning mittens as a spokesperson.

Alas, I don't think he would be very good at being a spokesperson for feminine hygiene products. I think those might be the only products that Shaq wouldn't be good for.

-Sunday Night Banter


Dear Publicist,

Any normal shoe company.

I think Shaq could do a great job at being funny and charismatic selling a lot of products he doesn't use such as hygiene products or shampoo. However, I don't think selling shoes for a company that doesn't even make shoes his size would be a good fit.

Did I write this answer just to make a selling-shoes-wouldn't-be-a-good-fit-because-Shaq's-feet-are-huge pun? Yes. Yes I did.