Dear 100 Hour Board,
Are we gonna get the answer to the 4 year old question????
PS, Ardilla, you won't let it be your last, right?? We still need you here to to teach about capricious pigeons!
Dear Señorita Sassypants,
There isn't a four year old question it's only two and a half but since you're so cranky about it I've powered-up my resolve for the last couple weeks, peppered it with some pictures, wrote, oh, twelve thousand additional words and, guess what, my sweet Corsair?
The. Final. Draft. Is. Done.
It has its issues, undoubtedly, but done is better than perfect, and I'm finished.
Look for it to publish sometime in the next week. Maybe it'll even post in the next hundred hours.
Will it be my last answer?
It probably should be, but no, not yet, no.
As for this specific answer?
We are done.
P.S. And the pigeons? Some wars will always need fighting. Some battles have already been won.