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Question #92909 posted on 02/06/2020 4:18 p.m.
Q:

Dear Sheebs,

Isn't it about time you retired?

-Also Sheebs

A:

Dear person,

Yes it is!

Thanks for the memories, everybody. Thanks for the science hypotheticals, opportunities to tell jokes, and the friendships. I wish I started writing earlier during my time at BYU. The Board is the best secret club and if any of you readers have been thinking about becoming a writer, I hope you apply today.

I've changed a lot during my time on the Board and I am sorry for my previous crappy advice, homophobia, transphobia, and benevolent sexism. Those things aren't cool. If I've said anything that hurt you, please email me at sheebs@theboard.byu.edu. I will continue to check it occasionally and would love to personally apologize to you.

Keep in touch, friends. 

-Sheebs