Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is there a way to get a KitchenAid maintenanced?
Visit the Mending Shed! They're great at fixing all sorts of things.
You can also contact the Kitchen Aid Authorized Service Facility and they can direct you to fix it yourself, take it to a specific service center, order parts, etc.
Or you can run it over with your car and try to get it replaced by lying about how it got damaged. Hopefully you got a warranty hehe.