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Question #93199 posted on 06/19/2020 3:26 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Did Seven Peaks shut down? I don't mean because of the pandemic but in general did it close down forever?

-My Name Here


Dear Misty Noble Hamster,

This article will give you the basic rundown: the previous owners of Seven Peaks filed for bankruptcy, another company bought the park, and it was shut down for a bit to undergo some renovations. As of February 20th of this year, the park was set to open on May 23rd.

"Well that's too bad," thought Frère Rubik as he clicked the link to go to the park's new website, "they got everything all ready to go but now they're probably still waiting to open due to COVID-19—"

The page loads:


Though he's under no delusions as to what he's going to see, Frère searches "utah coronavirus cases."

He stares at the graph mournfully.

-Frère Rubik

posted on 07/09/2020 4:45 p.m.
Dear Past Rubik,

You were so discouraged by the decision to re-open the park in the middle of a global pandemic that you failed to notice that their website misspelled "adrenaline."

Also, hate to break it to you, but it's nearly a month later and things aren't really getting any better.

-Future Rubik