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Question #9459 posted on 10/29/2004 4:05 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How the heck long does it take for an engagement ring to be made?
- i want mine NOW

A: Dear NOW,
Mine took a week.

›Kassidy‹
A: Dear NOW,

Mine took three.

- Mrs. Conrad
A: Dear Impatient,

Not as long as it takes to be paid for.

-Thoress