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Question #946 posted on 10/15/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear Omnipotent Ones,

How much does the average lobster weigh?

- The poor college student that wants some lobster that is sold by the pound

A: Dear Tpcstwsltisbtp,

Since you're in the market, let me refer you to a chart that shows average weight by length.

http://www.lobsterconservation.com/lobsterlengthweight/

-wary of seafood