If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #970 posted on 10/16/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How close to the ceiling does a fly get before it turns over?

- (Sarah)

A: Dear (Sarah),
Less than one millimeter in some cases, but never more than two.

-Benvolio