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Question #9795 posted on 11/05/2004 4:08 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

My friends and I enjoy watching movies in our dorm room, and have developed a practice of holding aloft a lit cigarette lighter whenever the lead female looks particularly appealing. Aside from our obvious shallowness, is this against any other rules?

- Pyro Womanizer

A: Dear Pyro,
Yeah there is, unfortunately. Open flames aren't allowed in all dorms and most buildings. C'mon, just yell "hubba hubba" or something like the rest of us.

A: Deary Pyro,

Did you know that if you trip the sprinkler system, it wont stop until the reserve tank is empty? That is a lot of water that can end up in your room.