"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #984 posted on 10/17/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
This morning as I walked to class in the ESC, I noticed that the pendulum was barely moving. Why?
- Amethyst

A: Dear Amethyst,
It's because the world stopped turning. We're all going to die.