Dear 100 Hour Board,
Where is the biggest ball of twine in the world? I've always thought about visiting it.
The world's largest ball of twine currently resides in a Hollywood back lot warehouse commonly referred to as "back lot warehouse 51." After its network debut in WeePee's House of Play in 1986, it was banished along with all other props and characters (most specifically Stoolie, Roofy, Worldy, Timey, Wandy, Bambi who allowed Weepee one shot at him per day, Pterra the mudlizard, Evita who delivered the furniture, the termite mound, Wizardly EtchNSketch, Armandhammer absorbing odors in the fridge, Honky who divulged the secret tone of voice of the day, Mrs. Binoculars who announced when the cops were coming, the human band, the melancholic eulogy-delivering hamsters, Ugly Mr. Yvonnicci, Redneck Raymond, the Queen of Claymation, Mr. Kite-stuck-in-a-tree, Richard Simmons, and old Captain Carl who did later cameo in the suspiciously similar "PeeWee" show premiering the following year) to its current location. For more information on location and/or directions to the elusive back lot warehouse 51, write to Fabrice Morvan and Rob Pilatus, Corey Haim, or any former member of the Oneders. If that doesn't pan out, visit "metalab.unc.edu/lou/ball/othersites/."