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Question #25901 posted on 06/21/2006 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What songs make up the standard "on-hold" music I hear when I'm put on hold while calling a BYU extension? I think it's a classical compilation. It seems like a small selection of songs because I sometimes hear the same songs when I'm put on hold. What songs do they play? Is is a CD? If so, what is its title? (I'm sorry if you've already answered this - I searched the archives, but all I could find were posts asking how to get that music off of there.)

- Thanks very much! I've always wondered about this!

A: Dear You best be welcome,

Okay, so the Telephony guys were able to provide a list for me. Hopefully you can make sense of it all. Here it is:

Adeste Fideles(O Come All Ye Faithful)
Angels We Have Heard On High
Away In A Manager
Deck The Halls
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Hark! The Herald Angel Sing
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Jingle Bells
Jolly Old St Nicolas
Joy To The World
O Little Town Of Bethlehem
O Tannenbaum
Silent Night
The First Noel
UpOn The House Top
We Three Kings Of Orient Are
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
What Child Is This(Greensleeves)
While Shephard Watched Their Flocks By Night
Bach-Brandenburg Concerto 3
Bach-Minuet And Badinerie(OrchestralSuite2inBMinor)
Bach-Sinfonia In G (ChristmasOratorio)
Back-Oboe Concerto In D Minor
Beethoven-Fur Elise
Beethoven-Moonlight Sonata 1st Movement
Beethoven-Muniet In G
Beethoven-Symphony 5, 1st Movement
Ave Maria
Bring A Torch Jeanette Isabella
Canon In D
Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy-Carol Of The Bells
Etude-Deck The Halls
Gesu Bambino
Intermezzo- Silent Night
Jesu Joy Of Man's Desiring
Joy To The World
Lo How ARose Ere Blooming
O Come O come Emmanuel-God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
O Holy Night
Sheep May Safely Graze
Toccata-Ding Dong Merrily On High
Gluck-Dance Of The Blessed Spirits(OrpheusAndEurydice)
Handel-Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba(Solomon)
Handel-Concerto Grosso In A Minor
Handel-Water Music Suite 2 In D
Haydn-Emporor's Hymn (StringQuartetInC)
Haydn-Symphony 94 Suprise 2nd Movement
Litszt-Hungarian Rhapsody
Mozart-Clarient Concerto In A 2ndMovement
Mozart-Don Giovanni-Overture
Mozart-Eine Kleine Nachtmusik 1stMovement
Mozart-Flute Concerto 2 In D 2nd Movement
Mozart-Horn Concerto 3 In E Flat 2nd Movement
Mozart-Magic Flute-Overture
Mozart-Marriage Of Figaro-March
Mozart-Marriage Of Figaro-Overture
Mozart-Piano Concerto 21 In C 2nd Movement(ElviraMadigan)
Mozart-Piano Concerto 23 In A 1st Movement
Mozart-Rondo Alla Turca (PianoSonataInA)
Mozart-Serenata Notturna
Mozart-Symphony 40, 1st Movement
Mozart-Violin Concerto 3 In G
Mozart-Violin Concerto 5 In A 2nd Movement
Pachelbel-Canon In D
Purcell-Trumpet Tune And Air
Rossini-Barber Of Seville-Overture
Schubert-Sympony 8 In B Minor Unfinshed
Adeste Fideles
Air On A G String(Bach)
Ave Maria(Bach)
Away In A Manager
Carol Of The Bells
Gloria In Excelsis Deo
Hark! The Herald Angel Sing
Jesu Joy Of Man's Desiring
Mary's Boy Child
O Holy Night
O Tannenbaum
Vivaldi-Flute Concerto In G Minor La Notte
Vivaldi-Four Seasons-Spring
Vivaldi-Mandoline Concerto in

Just so you know, there are some Christmas songs included in this list.

A: Dear your welcome,

You should feel quite lucky that we have on-hold music at all! The telephony engineer that I spoke to on campus noted that it took over 3 years to get approval from the First Presidency before the music could be used. Three years. Wow.

Question #25896 posted on 06/21/2006 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What are body bags made of? Are they recycled or disposed of after use? Are they all one size? Do they allow for breathing, just in case?

- Morbid

A: Dear Morbid,

If you visit this body bag wholesaler ( http://www.seaservices.com/t/ ) you'll see that body bags vary greatly. The materials they are made from vary depending on application/durability (but will be most definately contain some sort of plastic). Most bags are disposable and/or crematable (would you really want to reuse a body bag?). Bags are mostly one size, but can be ordered larger or smaller.

As far as your concern for breathing, there is a much more important concern. As per OSHA regulations, the body bags must contain all bodily fulids and pathogens. It is more important to protect the emergency personnel than to allow for breathing, just in case. Besides, if there is ever any chance of a victim still being alive, they will be taken to the hospital, not put in a body bag.

Question #25895 posted on 06/21/2006 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Does BYU own the land outside the Wilk where the busstops are? If so, why is smoking allowed there?

- Bored Engineer

A: Dear Bored Engineer,

You raise a very good question. BYU does own the property where the bus stops are; however, because of its use and locality, they allow it. You see, the bus is considered a public thoroughfare; as such, BYU gives leniency to those who are transient visitors to BYU property. Just part of the whole deal with hosting a UTA bus stop. If they were to start wandering through other parts of campus while smoking, they would be stopped and asked to extinguish their cigarette.

Which always raises a good question: why smoke? It does such bad things for you voice.

First Tenor
Question #25894 posted on 06/21/2006 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

While at the grocery store the other day the cashier addressed me as Mam. If there is one thing I hate being called it's Mam. Mam makes me feel like an old woman, and while I'm 20 and single I don't consider myself old enough to be considered a Mam. I feel as if Miss is a suitable title for myself,no longer a girl, and not quite a Mam.(I feel a Britney Spears song coming on!) So that leaves me to my question, is there a title that you absolutely hate to be called?

- "Miss" curious

A: Dear Miss,


I hate when I'm at work, talking to someone on the phone, and I've just explained all kinds of complicated things to the person I'm talking to and at the end she (it's always older/middle aged women that do it) says, "Ok, thanks hun." Or sweetie. Or dear. Normally those names don't bother me. Sometimes I even like them-- when used appropriately. But when I've just shown my knowledge/professionalism, don't call me hun!

- Lavish
A: Dear Miss,
Don't be too hard on the cashier. Sometimes is hard to distinguish what the proper formal title should be for someone. Younger girls do get married more often these days, especially in Provo, and Ma'am is just an easy way to respectifully refer to someone if werf doesn't know their customer's marital status. So next time just smile and recognize that the person is just trying to be respectful.
A: Dear Miss,

I actually like "Ma'am," but maybe that's because I'm married. I wish all men would address women so respectfully.

Anyway. I actually really dislike it when there are no pleasantries at all, when someone doesn't even say hello when I interact with them. I always say "hello" if they don't, but it really bothers me when they won't address you, like you aren't even there. Grrr.

Nike the Married
Question #25892 posted on 06/21/2006 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

So I was thinking the other day, what is it about an event/sweet nothing that makes it "romantic"?
For example candle lit dinner = romantic
Talking about the stock market = not

why? But please don't limit yourself to explaining just the 2 above examples.

- Anonymoose

A: Dear Anonymoose,

In researching this, I came up with a short list of things that are generally considered romantic.

candlelight dinners
soft music
flowers (esp. roses)
sitting in front of the fire
elegant dinners
foods considered aphrodesiacs
fine china and linen
boating on a lake

One general theme I can see is timelessness. These are all things that could have been done 50, 100 or 200 years ago. In cutting out all of the modern distractions (turning off cell phones, using candles instead of electric lights), you transport yourself out of the modern world and away from its distractions, which is supposed to leave you more free to pay attention to your significant other.

Another theme might be avoiding sensory distractions (while still creating a romantic sensory ambiance). The dim lighting means you can't see well enough to pay attention to anything very far away and the soft music dulls other sounds which might be distracting. The smells of perfume and flowers as well as the smell and taste of the food add to the mood.

That's my analysis, anyway.

- Katya