Dear 100 Hour Board,
Regarding Board Question #44930, hahaha! I knew it! The Eyring Science Center ghost strikes again! They laughed! They laughed at me when I said that the Eyring ghost was real! They wouldn't even post my theory on that 100-hour board! But now others are noticing too! He's a smart one, he is! He's a smartie! He won't show up for those who might blow the whistle on him! But he's there! Here's the proof!! Mad, am I? We'll see what happens when the Eyring ghost gets sick of haunting elevators and goes on to DESTROY THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
- That's not a man, that's a giant chicken!
P.S. Don't post this, obviously.