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Question #91165 posted on 04/16/2018 5:24 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I'm concerned about my son. He can't read good. Would there be by chance a school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too? I'm worried that if he falls too far behind the only career he'll be able to have is in male modeling.

-Still Ben


Dear soleonopsis

The only school your miniscule child deserves is a school for ANTS!!!!!


--Ardilla Feroz