Dear denizen of brownie hell,
So, knowing who you are, I'd like draw everyone's attention to the fact that YOU SPENT ENOUGH MONEY ON A TAXIDERMY CROW TO CONSIDER USING IT AS A TAX WRITE-OFF. Which is a decision in and of itself.
I went for the easy way out but, surprisingly, taxidermy crow/any variant of birds (dead or alive) did not come up on any list of things you can write off on your taxes, even on Entrepreneur's "75 Items You May Be Able To Deduct From Your Taxes". I guess you're just gonna have to decide this one on your own with your brain powers.
Keep it real,