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Question #92748 posted on 11/07/2019 2:06 p.m.
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Dear 100 Hour Board,
My question is about a pattern I've noticed with buyers on KSL. I have several things listed for sale, and some items have multiple likes (or whatever the heart symbol means) but I don't receive any inquiries at all. Nada. So what's the point in people liking things on sale, but then never contacting the seller?
-Navy Girl

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Dear Navy Girl,

I don't spend a lot of time on KSL, but my guess is that those people were liking your items as a way to flag them, so they could easily access or identify them later. That way, they can narrow down the possibilities before picking which one they're actually going to buy.

Best,

Josefina

Question #92749 posted on 11/07/2019 11:48 a.m.
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Dear 100 Hour Board,

If we are what we eat, then... what are you?

-Squeeker

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Dear Squeeeeek, 

I am pasta. Not an impasta, though sometimes it feels that way too. 

Cheers, 

Guesthouse ☾☀

Also... orange juice. So. Much. Orange. Juice. #notaboutthatflulife

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Dear Mousy,

Let's see, just to name a few... polysaccarides, glucose, fructose, tartaric, malic, citric, hydrogen, oxygen, tannins, anthocyanins, casein, and lactose. Or in other words, bread, grapes, and cheese.

~Anathema thinks ad campaigns about only buying foods you can pronounce the ingredients for are dumb

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Dear Squeaky,

Caffeine.

-Tipperary

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Dear squeaky,

I would be chips and salsa. I eat a lot of that. Enough that my roommate made me homemade salsa for my birthday this weekend which was very sweet of her. 

Sincerely,

Cerulean

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Dear squeaker squeak squeakin’,

At this point in this semester, I’m basically a vending machine. Yikes.

Best,

Josefina, who has now answered enough questions by publicly admitting to her bad habits that she is beginning to rethink some life choices

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Dear Food,

Right now I’d mostly be Halloween candy, because turns out we bought way too much for how many trick or treaters we got. 

-Alta 

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Dear Squeakin',

-sigh- Carbs.

I've been craving nothing but cinnamon-y carbs (see Question #92590) during this pregnancy. I eat toast and cereal all the time. But I've also been tired all the time.

I told this to my OB last week and she told me that it's because I eat too many carbs and now I'm not allowed to eat toast or cereal in the morning because it makes me crash. So I have to eat more protein in the mornings. Which is really hard when you can't eat dairy and all of her suggestions were dairy based.

Now I'm carbs and protein (mainly peanut butter), because I refuse to give up my cereal. Now I just eat it right before bed when I'm allowed to crash. Suck it OB.

-Goldie Rose

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Dear Squeaks, 

If we're being honest, I would be beans, rice, and Keebler double stuffed fudge cookies. A big shout out to the Keebler Elves who've been there for me since day one. 

-Fozzie