I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes.
Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written.
Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.
If you're looking for an authoritative source, you've found one.
Since it seems to be coming up more and more, my 'nym comes from the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. I chose it because I relate to the character Anathema Device, not because I relate to the actual word.
Anne, Certainly is a romantic cynic who lives her life and writes about other peoples'. If you'd like to contact her to chat about life, Harry Potter, or hatred of bananas, you may do so at anne dot certainly at theboard dot byu dot edu.
...I don't care enough to type anymor
Small. Fast. Ferocious. Shoot me an e-pigeon at firstname.lastname@example.org, because everyone needs a couple more e-birds in their lives.
Except I am actually the sworn enemy of pigeons, so then again... maybe not.
Life goal: I want to find and implement better ways to reduce food waste and take better care of rainforests.
mostly incoherent, will take a good bet, will sing you a spiritual or two, cannot eat fifty eggs.
Millennials are killing everything.
Just here to master the web.
So apparently I actually have to put something here... I'm Dr. Occam.
"You're a good guy, mon frère. That means 'brother' in French. I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish!"
-G.O.B., Arrested Development
That pretty much sums up the nym.
Frère Rubik is a writer from Utah who has not been as active on the Board as he would like recently. He's keeping the reference to the joke about liking long walks along the Provo Beach Resort, because it becomes increasingly more obscure every time he re-writes his bio. He has strong opinions about people who try to make their own right-turn lanes when he is turning left and block his vision of the road, making things unsafe and Mad Max-ian. He is an amateur pizza chef, and is always frustrated with his crust before it goes in the oven (and usually fine with it when it comes out). He holds the distinction of being the only Board writer to have married Vienna, and he successfully defeated Chris Pratt in a taco eating contest to do so (true story). If he had a hammer, he'd hammer in the evening, but he doesn't think his hammering in the morning all over this land would be very much appreciated, so he would refrain.
Further questions, comments, and conversations are welcomed at frere(DOT)rubik@theboard(DOT)byu(DOT)edu
Just think of me as the Bachelorette's helper in her quest for love.
non-recovering cinnamon roll addict. Enjoys true crime stories, hearty discussions, Coldplay, and social activism. You can contact me at guesthouse(AT)theboard(DOT)byu(DOT)edu (and PLEASE do! I love hearing from you and I finally got help fixing my email ahahahaha)
Fear me. But think I'm cute. And email me at email@example.com.
I'm not a robot, but I'm not a girl either. I'm simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge built to make your life easier *wink*
Just stay outta my face, chump. Or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
-In a single day: Biked, ran and long-boarded over 17 kilometers to Eyjafjallajokull volcanic eruption
-Scaled highest peak of Noshaq Mountain (northwestern Afghanistan face)
-On Icelandic fishing trawler, earned keep as a boar swain (unpaid deckhand) for one day
Ask me about my workout routine, my hair products, and my sweet pickup lines
From Merriam-Webster: "foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action." I like books, vidya games, music, rocks, and plants. You can email me at quixotic.kid(at)theboard.byu.edu.
It sounds mysterious....it's really not. I like computers, nerdy things, bowling, music. Email me at spectre(at)theboard.byu.edu
Banter is my middle name...well I guess it's the last part of my 'nym....you know what I mean.
We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them that they have chosen to show us.
There will be no further explanation.
There will be just reputation.
Looking for love.
Purveyor of all things scientific, musical, or geeky. Things I can do for you:
(1) Explain sciency things in a way that actually makes sense. Includes academic papers.
(2) Talk about books and music intelligently.
(3) Google things.
(4) Be really awesome.
Ask me anything: entropyninja(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu
Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeak
Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
And the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack
And fish go blub
And the seal goes ow ow ow!
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Fox say?
Whatever the heck I want
I work alone.
A group of explorers guaranteed to answer your exploratory questions (limited to Utah County unless you want us to explore someplace really awesome).
The current Marauders are Prickles and Foxtail.
Ask us a question about places to check out!
Questions about what we're doing? Contact us at email@example.com
Has a Taylor Swift song for every occasion. Also likes sports, science, cooking, ridiculous hypotheticals, and commas.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Facts*. True facts*. Real facts*. Totally just the facts*. Ignore the asterices please.