A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About Infused with Real Sweet Violet Extract:

My purpose in life, yea, my only purpose is to attempt to diffuse tense situations caused by friction between the Captain (whatever gender s/he may be at the moment) and mildly disgruntly readers.

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