A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About The Defenestrator:

I like to throw things out the window, but all those dang screens get in the way.

the dot defenestrator at theboard dot byu dot edu

Recent answered questions:

It's been a long time since I have heard from some of my favorite writers, and ... — 7 votes
Can we get a board baby update? -I seriously thought someone else would have asked this ... — 2 votes
I have in-law issues. I come from a big family that was very well off, my ... — 10 votes
What's your favorite household hack? I just started running a household (sort of), and I really ... — 7 votes
Essential oils. Scam? pseudoscience? I feel like yes. Can you explain them to me? I really ... — 6 votes
especially The Defenestrator, Welcome back! It's been so long! How are things going for you, and ... — 3 votes
I have gone to the wisdom of the 100 Hour Board for several years now, and ... — 7 votes
especially those with children, Since so many of you are gathered and answering (yay!), and many ... — 4 votes
especially The Defenestrator, Welcome back! It's been so long! How are things going for you, and ... — 9 votes
Dear fellow temporarily un-retired writers, What has been the most significant change to your daily life ... — 4 votes
This is a funny/weird question I've been thinking about. Can you change how you laugh? This ... — 1 votes
When dressing a baby, I put on the onesie, and then the pants. I have some ... — 9 votes
What's something (maybe multiple somethings?) that people do that doesn't make any sense to you? -Shari — 10 votes
I used to struggle with self-harm, specifically cutting, as a symptom of depression. I've gotten treatment, ... — 10 votes
I'd like to get some type of system that will filter my media. Some of the ... — 2 votes
Is it normal to grieve over having to leave Provo/Utah? I was planning on staying longer ... — 1 votes
Dear Fellow Writers, What is one topic on which you are good at giving advice but ... — 10 votes
What things about children do you wish you had known before you had them? Or alternately, ... — 10 votes
I've a twist on ye classic "wot's yer favrite" question. People'r always harkin' about their "totem ... — 15 votes
How do you think your body has influenced your personality as you have matured, and vice ... — 7 votes