When you help someone up a hill, you get that much closer to the top yourself. -Anonymous

About 100 Typing Monkeys:

100 Typing Monkeys are found in a lab on the thirteenth floor of the SWKT, where they are kept at computers all day long so that scientists can discover what 100 Typing Monkeys will type. 100 Typing Monkeys type nonsense when they are being watched, but at night, they hop on the internet and cruise the world wide interweb. They have discovered a certain addictive delight in the intellectual stimulation of answering question on the 100 Hour Board, and were it not for the presence of their archest of enemies, CATS, on the Board, the Board would be as perfect a website as has ever existed.

Recent answered questions:

Secondary nyms roll call, please! -My Name Here — 8 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board and Alumni, The zombie apocalypse is coming. Which other writers do you ... — 8 votes
Dear 100 Typing Monkeys, Why was the SWKT changed to the KMBL? Could CATS be behind ... — 8 votes
I'm so excited for alumni week. My favorite writer is CATS and I hope he's back. ... — 10 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 19 votes
Dear Favorite 100 Hour Board Alumni Writer, Why are you my favorite? -Two Thumbs Up — 5 votes
What are the subject areas with which you associate individual writers? I know, with alumni week ... — 5 votes
As you may know, in the year 2101 war was beginning (what you say!?), the day ... — 7 votes
Dear CATS, How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? -not a monkey — 5 votes
What fictional character do you identify with the most? -Homestar — 25 votes
Me and my mates are trying to figure out sweet band names for our rockin' glass ... — 8 votes
Dear CATS and 100 Typing Monkeys, Let's have a debate, shall we? Who's the better species: ... — 12 votes
Me and my mates are trying to figure out sweet band names for our rockin' glass ... — 12 votes
Dear CATS and 100 Typing Monkeys, Let's have a debate, shall we? Who's the better species: ... — 9 votes
Dear 100 Typing Monkeys, Last I heard you were living on the 13th floor of the ... — 4 votes
So is it really comforting for humans to curl up in the fetal position and cry? ... — 4 votes
Can we get an alumni version of Board Question 69694? Basically, write an answer as another ... — 13 votes
Which of the current or former Board Writers has the best feline(s), and why? Stories and ... — 8 votes
I really like lists. Can you make me some lists? It can be anything. I just ... — 17 votes
The board reunion must surely include CATS! May we have an update on the life of ... — 20 votes